David Henry Looking NUTS! Muscle in the Morning (10/12/17)

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On Today’s Muscle in the Morning:

Terrence Ruffin
Petar Klancir
David Henry
Flex Lewis
Logan Franklin

Host Dave Palumbo gives you the latest scoop on all the news and gossip from the fitness and bodybuilding world. Start your day right and wake up with Muscle in the Morning.


  1. bruno pejic says:

    Dave Palumbo: Couldn’t you see I was going bald?

    Shoe cobbler: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

  2. bruno pejic says:

    What did Dave Palumbo say when he got a comb for his birthday?

    “Thanks, I’ll never part with it!”

  3. bruno pejic says:

    Dave is invited to a costume party. He rushes to the costume shop. He tells the shop owner that he wants a costume that will hide both his bald head and his wooden leg. The store owner goes to the back of the store, and returns with a pirate costume. “This will cover your head with a bandanna, and your wooden leg will look just like part of your costume.”

    “That’s not going to work,” said Davel. “I asked for a costume that covers both my baldness and my wooden leg.”

    The store owner apologizes, and returns to the back of the store. He returns a few minutes later, carrying a monk’s habit. “This long robe will cover your wooden leg, and your bald head will seem to be just part of the costume.”

    Dave is irate. “I said I wanted a costume that would cover both my baldness, and my wooden leg!”

    The store owner apologizes again to Dave, and returns to the back of the store. He returns with a jar of molasses and a hockey stick, which he hands to Dave.

    “What am I supposed to do with these?” Dave asks.

    The store owner replies, “Pour this molasses on your head, remove your wooden leg, and use the hockey stick for balance. You’ll almost look like a caramel apple.”

  4. bruno pejic says:

    Dave is so bald that he took a shower and got brain-washed.

  5. bruno pejic says:

    Dave is so bald you can see what’s on his mind.

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